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Croc On A Rock (Day 23) WHO STOLE MY GINGERBREAD!

THIEF! THIEF There has been a theft in the burrow! Someone has stolen the last of the Christmas Crocodile’s gingerbread! There’s only one suspect and he is not too happy about being accused. It was Venom! Bad Venom! But in … Continue reading

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Croc On A Rock (Day20) Snowflake Madness!

They say that every single snowflake is different and unique in their own way. No two snowflakes are alike. Each one has its own beautiful design. Just fascinating. As I opened the door this morning to make my normal MUCH … Continue reading

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Croc On A Rock (Day 18) Fairy Crocodile

Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful dayyyyyy! Just look at this picturesque scene that we awoke to this morning. I feel so extremely lucky to live in such a gorgeous part of the world. Be-a-utiful. We found … Continue reading

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Croc On A Rock (Day 16) Heartbreak

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Curse you!!!!! Poor Christmas Crocodile is a bit of a mess today. He waddled in on his date smooching someone else. A Dinobot! Sludge! At first he was upset but then his heartache turned … Continue reading

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Croc On A Rock (Day 15) Dr. Croc

It’s the most wonderful time of the year When the kid’s throwing up And the poop never stops We parents need some beer… It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!! What do you think to my version? Better or … Continue reading

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Croc On A Rock (Day 13) Crocodile Love

Oh love! Such a sweet and beautiful feeling. It makes you feel invincible, that you can achieve your dreams and fly high. It’s extremely delicate and easy to break should it accidentally slip from your hands. That’s all it takes. … Continue reading

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Croc On A Rock (Day 7) SUPERCROC!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s SuperCroc! Spreading Christmas joy and fun to all! Better him flying about than me as I am a tad scared of heights! AHHHHHH! Have you ever see a crocodile flying … Continue reading

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Croc On A Rock (Day 6) Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snowwwwww!

Oh the weather outside is white-fall but at least I have a trifle And since I never say no Let it go, let it go, let it gooooooooo! Ok, bad I know but hey I’m a poet and I didn’t … Continue reading

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Croc On A Rock (Day 4) Lightsaber Battles!

I AM YOUR FATHER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Perfect way to sum up our day, lots and lots of Star Wars quotes! Today we woke up to the sound of a lightsaber battle happening in the lounge. Tip toeing with fear we came … Continue reading

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Croc On A Rock (Day 3) PARTY!!!

Have you ever been woken up to the blaring sounds of “Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock!” complete with sleigh bells? Well today we were. Oh what a lovely lazy Sunday morning lie in that was…yes I am being … Continue reading

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