It’s the most wonderful time of the year
When the kid’s throwing up
And the poop never stops
We parents need some beer…
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!!
What do you think to my version? Better or worse? I like to think it’s an accurate representation of what can happen over the holidays. Children get ill and it becomes a vicious circle that never seems to end. As soon as they have recovered and you send them into nursery/school they bring home another disease that plagues the house with doom and gloom. But fear not dear readers. For our very own Christmas Crocodile has just the remedy we require.
Both boys have been under the weather for a while now. With signs that the youngest is starting to recover, the eldest is back where he started. Feeling very sorry for himself. So today the Christmas Crocodile took it upon himself to be a doctor and see if he could help the boys. He checked their temperatures and listened to their heartbeats, much to their amusement as it tickled. He prescribed lots of rest, fluids and snuggles on the sofa while watching their favourite films. All in all a very well-educated professional I thought. Why you may ask? Well, he told me that I should eat more doughnuts! Nomnomnomnom!!!!
I wonder what the Christmas Crocodile will get up to tomorrow?
Hop hop wiggle wiggle.